"Unnecessary" Quotations

A while back when I was spending time
on a court reporting board, I found a website whose link was
provided by one of my colleagues. (Court reporters are a pretty fun
group. One of the things we like best is sharing details of verbal
faux pas and examples of egregious grammar found out and about on
company signs, billboards, etc.)
While my punctuation probably isn't what it used to be, and I may
not be able to diagram sentences as I once could, my pet
punctuation peeve is unnecessary apostrophes; specifically, the use
of an apostrophe when a word is simply in its plural form. An
example that I've seen over and over is doormats. You go to a
friend's house, say, the Smiths. Instead of simply stating the
plural "Smiths" on the mat, it reads "Smith's." This begs the
question, does one person live here? Why an apostrophe at all? This
drives me crazy.

The website that we reporters were so taken with is the
"'Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks." First, this
is a great title. It reminds me of the character that Chris Farley
used to play on Saturday Night Live who would go around air quoting
everything. (Does anyone remember him? I forget the character's
name.)
Anyway, this is a funny, funny site. It's mostly pictures that have
been taken and posted. It's quick and very entertaining.
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