▼ The Andrew Mason Illustrated Field Guide to Unknown Dragons of North America...
Once the haven to giant fire-breathing
dragons, there are few known modern North American dragon species.
Many have become extinct due to topographical changes and
ever-shrinking dragon-friendly territories. They are very difficult
to locate, most having become smaller and more camouflaged over the
past few centuries. Species that have survived are mostly
vegetarian, some omnivorous; no carnivorous species has been
identified. North America does contain the largest population of
burrowing and semi-subterranean dragons.
Western Common Flatdragon
Eggs to a clutch: 4 to 6
Time to hatch: 1 year
Rarity: Um, common
Location: North America, temperate and warmer regions.
Lair: Most commonly under your house!
Size: Up to 3' long, wingless
Diet: Insects, the occasional rat, fruit, anything in your
pantry
One of the very few dragon species that has benefited by human
civilization encroachment, the Western Common Flatdragon is often
mistaken for a large lizard and is the most common dragon in
suburban North America. Flatdragons live a symbiotic relationship
with Man, providing pest control while gaining a safe lair. Are you
missing any food in your house? You may want to check your pantry
for a hole. Flatdragons are very clever and often share your diet
with you.
