By Juliana Carter

Charlie was a collector of hats. Now,
they weren't displayed neatly on hooks in his bedroom. You see,
Charlie was a collector of many things, so his room was a bit of a
jumbled mix of stuff. For instance, rocks. Charlie had rocks
ranging in size from the smallest pebble to some that were as big
as his hand. Gray rocks with black dots, green rocks, red rocks
with sparkles, and one in the shape of a heart. Many of these were
saved just in time by Charlie's mom, who checked Charlie's pockets
before doing the wash. Oh, and there were silver washers and old
worn-out screws, ends of pencil erasers, and shiny pieces of metal
that caught Charlie's eye and would then promptly find their way
into his pocket. In fact, Charlie had so many collections that when
Mom and Dad walked past his room, they shuddered. Charlie's room
was a mess!
But let me tell you, Dear Reader, about Charlie's hats. These were
special hats, at least to Charlie. When he put one on, he became
whomever he wanted to be at that particular moment.
Charlie had one very special hat. Well, it wasn't a hat so much as
a helmet that an astronaut would wear when traveling to the far
reaches of the galaxy. When Charlie pressed the large blue button
on the front, it gave a countdown. "3, 2, 1. Blastoff!" Then,
Charlie was off, exploring the solar system. He looked out the
window of his rocketship and watched the comets as they whizzed by.
His rocketship shook as it hurtled its way through a meteor shower,
buffeting Charlie this way and that.
Some days Charlie might take a short trip and explore the dark side
of the moon. With his gravity suit, he would jump and glide over
the lunar craters, always looking down, searching for a new rock to
add to his collection. On days when he was feeling more
adventurous, he might travel to Jupiter. He liked exploring his
favorite Jupiter moon, Io, but the lava flows from its volcanoes
gave off so much heat, he couldn't stay long. He wanted to go to
Pluto one day, but it was such a long trip, he thought he might run
out of snacks.
Now, space exploring was always fun, but sometimes Charlie put on
his construction helmet. This was not a toy construction helmet but
a real hard hat that Charlie's dad purchased from the corner
hardware store. Charlie's dad made a few adjustments so it would
fit Charlie just right. Now he wouldn't have to worry about falling
debris.
When Charlie was ready to work, he'd put on his hard hat and ride
the freight elevator all the way to the top floor of the highest
skyscrapers, holding on tight to the rail as he watched the world
whiz by. Once he was at the very top, Charlie would blink once or
twice as the sun was very bright. Delicately balanced along the
steel beams, Charlie would set to work, using the various tools
hanging from his tool belt. Charlie would look down at the cars
below, smaller than ants. The city was beautiful from the top.
Luckily, Charlie was not afraid of heights.
When he felt like being a pirate, Charlie would put on his pirate
hat emblazoned with its black-and-white Jolly Roger, red feather
jutting out at an angle. When his parents saw Charlie reading while
wearing his pirate hat at night, they automatically gave him an
extra five minutes. This was their agreement.
Some days Charlie donned his knight's helmet with matching wooden
sword and shield. He battled dark knights and tamed ferocious
dragons. Charlie kept heavy-duty nylon cord in his pocket, and with
this, he would fashion a loop to put around his dragon's neck and
would then parade his now-tame dragon through the streets of the
grateful village.
Other days Charlie chose his tan pith helmet when he wanted to
search for a new species of insect waiting for him in some far-off
jungle.
Charlie had collected so many hats, he would never run out of
adventures. And when people would ask Charlie what he wanted to be
when he grew up, he would reply, "Oh, that's easy. I want to be an
astronaut explorer, and I'll build my own house, and I'll paint all
of the pictures that I hang on the walls. On the weekends, I'll
sail the seas..." and Charlie would go on and on. Charlie would
never have too many hats.
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